August 14, 2007

Why Me?

Not sure if I'm sending out magnetic vibes attracting certain subway riders or vice versa, but I seem to sit across from folks who are either picking their nose (and sticking their fingers in their mouth), "adjusting" their crotch area or staring intensely at you for most of the ride.

Attn: Eyeglass-wearing Citigroup employee who was reading Rolling Stone on the Brooklyn-bound R train tonight

Note: You're not fooling anyone by trying to hide your activities behind your magazine. Control yourself, please!

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