January 10, 2007
Why I Venture Into the Neon, Tourist-Clogged Craziness That is Times Square


Never underestimate the lure of skee ball, ultra-violent video games, beer in frosty mugs and the opportunity to win prizes worth $3 in a temperature-controlled setting.
If you want some Nerd Rope or pencil toppers shaped like zebra heads, give me a holler.